March 2012
“Dad, here I am!”
– Hazel, Dolphin Tale
“So she’ll have a bulge? That’s not so bad…?”
– Sawyer, Dolphin Tale
“I am seeing something every teacher longs to see: a turned on kid!”
– Lorraine, Dolphin Tale
“I have to scoot!”
– Lorraine, Dolphin Tale
“I’m homeschooled, that’s why I’m such a chatterbox!”
– Hazel in Dolphin Tale
February 2012
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Lacan is a dick.
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barack obama is putting birth control in our water...
suchabigstartome:
source: the Bible, Fox News, The Purpose Driven Live, Bill and Tammy Faye bakker
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Phlegm, phlegm/go away / don’t come back evr/I h8 u
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in which lizardbreath and i need to sleep
Lizardbreath: I've been up since 4:30
Lizardbreath: I seriously don't remember how to sleep
Me: i'd judge you but i mean
Me: you know
Me: that's why we should live together
Me: because either we'd go do some fun shit adventure until we were tired and then sleep
Me: or we would at least not be alone at weird hours because we are both bad at sleeping
Lizardbreath: haha, one of us would always be awake, you could take until 3:30 am, and I'd get up an hour later
Me: oh my god
Me: maybe we're just one person
Me: you're like fight club
Lizardbreath: HAHAHA
Me: everything i want to be
Me: look like i want to
Me: dress like i want to
Me: fight like i want to
Lizardbreath: did I mention that I found my style sense? it's halfway between hobo and teenage british boy
Me: dude exactly
Me: see
Me: same person
Lizardbreath: this is tripping me out a little, I think it would less if I got more sleep, but I haven't so it's weeeiiiiird
Me: I KNOWWWWWW
Me: i'm stuck between in-puberty-skater-boy and old man english literature professor i think
Lizardbreath: SERIOUSLY
Me: with a dash of uncle jesse from full house thrown in
Lizardbreath: WE ARE THE SAME PERSON ONLY WAY DIFFERENT
Lizardbreath: mind
Lizardbreath: blown
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fictitiouscreativity replied to your photo: The power of voodoo! Who do? You do!
do what?
remind me of the babe! <3
cacophonouschoas:
feeltherevenge:
Social anxiety isn’t cool.
OCD isn’t cool.
Bipolar disorder isn’t cool.
Depression isn’t cool.
Cutting isn’t cool.
Phobias aren’t cool.
Trauma isn’t cool.
Sleep disorders aren’t cool.
Eating disorders aren’t cool.
They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
as someone who has been...
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Kill Bill is even more awesome if you just imagine that the bride is just an older version of Melanie from Jackie Brown.
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reflections on drinking last night:
if the vodka tastes like it should be used to sterilize a war wound, don’t drink it. it will make you feel shitty. listen to the voice that says NO NO NO NO NO.
giant fucking coronas are THE BEST. i’m going back to safeway and stocking up before their sale on them ends. all the right amount of beer in one bottle, and you can just slice up and drop...
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“But is it enough, that’s what tortures me, is it enough?”
– Waiting for Godot — Act 1 by Samuel Beckett
(via fuckyeahexistentialism)
a work in progress
(worth two)
(i)
as i reached out and caught the bird in my hand every clock struck midnight: ‘time’s up.’
behind my breastplate, long breaths pushed muscles against their will to expand out and up until an elastic threshold’s snap, crumpling false futures like an emptied paper cup
with the liquid song gone of the kisses you left, i act: defiant! i act: bereft.
so you folded good luck...
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“I hate this feeling. Like I’m here, but I’m not. Like someone cares. But they...”
– Ellen Hopkins, Crank (via yousoundlikestatic)
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