February 2011
“If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom,...”
– Frank Zappa (via callbreebeepbree)
After pushing the toast down into the toaster...
brain-food:
I forgot to plug it in.
I have done that so many fucking times….
January 2011
discotechwolf-deactivated201102 asked: too hot an heavy for you?
i don't know if anyone is going to understand...
homosaurus-:
but when i see a movie thats in black and white i feel like in that era everything actually WAS black and white in real life.
or you know when you watch a 70s-80s movie and the film is kinda grainy or hazy or something? i feel like thats how shit actually looked in real life back then.
and now we have super high def life or something.
I TOTALLY THINK THIS ALL THE TIME
That's why her nickname was "Rowling Stone"
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
Facebook now supports GIFs.
degrassiblowsmymind:
this is awesome.
click here for details.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein (via mols)
theponderingplaidlezz:
...
“JOSH: Why isn’t college tuition a hundred percent tax deductible?
SAM: I...”
– The West Wing- 4x02 “College Kids”
REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
youuruinedme:
thanks, obama.
it’s cool if you have kids, no hate. but i don’t.
list of things i always want to talk to my...
but i know i shouldn’t because they are annoying things to converse about with anyone, but especially rude to try the patience of my partner by making her listen to my middle-school girl banter about various things, including but not limited to:
needing a haircut
styles of haircut to obtain/where to have haircut done
clothing
financial issues
hating math
stupid whiny complaints (i.e....
“I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the...”
– Bill Maher (via leftish)
I find Maher problematic. But there’s no denying that 80% of the time, the man is onto something. In this case, he’s entirely on it.
(via someauthorgirl)
That pretty much sums it all up. If Jefferson came back from the dead today, he’d be pretty pissed.
(via...
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